Tuesday, October 30, 2012

The Trailer Park: Empires Of The Deep, The Evil Dead, Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters 3D, Iron Man 3, John Dies At The End




Welcome to The Trailer Park! - A weekly column rounding up new and newish trailers lurking around the internet.

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Empires Of The Deep
This is when ambition and very little money (from a feature film standpoint) collide. This movie needs James Cameron very, very badly.


The Evil Dead (RED BAND)
For most, the original will always be a classic. This seems to be a nice updated remake. I don't have the emotional investment for the original as the majority of the contributes to this site, so I'm all for it. This looks pretty great.


Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters 3D (RED BAND)
This has got to be a joke.


Iron Man 3
Hold your horses, self. You thought the trailer for the second Iron Man looked amazing too. Then you watched the movie... Regardless, this trailer for "Iron Man 3" looks AMAZAZING!!!


John Dies At The End
When watching this trailer I was thinking, this feels a lot like "Bubba Ho-Tep". Then the trailer says "From the director of "Bubba Ho-Tep". I calls 'em like I sees 'em.