Welcome to The Trailer Park! - A weekly column rounding up new and newish trailers lurking around the internet.
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Barry Levinson? This movie has that extra dash of credibility through its director. Exciting! Plus it just looks awesome anyway.
This is the shorter theatrical trailer. It continues to add interest.
A Christmas Story 2
You know, even though this is the worst idea ever, I like that they stuck with the hazy filter. it gives it just enough of that nostalgic touch to fool someone into watching it.
Dead In Tombstone
Danny Trejo looks awesome. Mickey Rourke needs a beard. I wonder if he can grow one through all that plastic?
That difficult adjustment back into society after prison.
Ginger & Rosa
Looks like we have an all-star coming of age story on our hands. Will Elle impress again?
Hansel And Gretel: Witch Hunters
For as Van Helsing as this looks, I still kind of really want to see it. It makes me wish my sister and I were that epic at witch hunting.
Billy Crystal? Bette Midler? I'm all over this movie when it finally airs on TV!
Toys In The Attic
Just creepy looking enough (in a Jim Henson sort of way) for me to have a slight interest in seeing it.
If the music was so great with the visuals...would I still care?