|"The Big Lebowski", 1998|
We get up at the crack of 10:30AM to go see the early shows so you don't have to. And so that the good men, women and children of this country can go to bed each night KNOWING that we are out there waiting in the midnight release lines. Is it easy to live off of popcorn and soda pop? Is it easy to take the time out of my busy 25-hour work week to see every brand new movie that comes out? Is it easy!? No. But you, me, all of us...we fight on. We do it so that you no longer have to venture out to those iffy releases only to find that they weren't, in fact, worth watching. We're you're guide through this wonderful world we call cinema.
You're welcome, world.